Poison Picnic Slingbacks

🌈 Make Streets Colorful Again

Pack the basket. Bring the venom.

The Poison Picnic Slingbacks are for girls who show up to garden parties looking like the invitation and leaving like the incident. Polka dot print reads innocent. Butterfly-knot bow reads sweet. Square toe reads final warning. Low block heel reads: I came, I saw, I ruined the afternoon.

Why they're banned from 4 botanical gardens:

• Dot Venom Print — Tiny polka dots scattered like evidence. Cute enough to get away with anything
• Butterfly Knot Bow — Delicate bow at the toe. Looks like a gift. Is a trap
• Square Toe Verdict — Blunt, architectural, final. Your foot has made a decision
• Slingback Escape Strap — Keeps the shoe on. Keeps you accountable. Barely
• Block Heel Alibi — 3–5 cm of plausible deniability. You were just standing there

Not "brunch to errands." These are garden party to crime scene to claiming you were never there. For girls who bring homemade lemonade and leave with someone's boyfriend. The grass stains are not yours.

True to size. If they feel too sweet, you're not trying hard enough.

Specifications

Closure Type: Slip-On with slingback strap

Fashion Element: Butterfly-knot bow / Polka dot print

Fit: True to Size

Gender: Women

Heel Height: ~3–5 cm (low block heel)

Heel Type: Square heel

Insole / Lining Material: PU

Item Type: Slingback Mules / Dress Sandals

Occasion: Dress / Casual / Street style

Outsole Material: Rubber

Pattern: Polka dot

Upper Material: PU

Available Colors: Black, Pink, Apricot, Coffee

Size Guide (foot length)

• 35 → 22.5 cm / US 5.5
• 36 → 23.0 cm / US 6
• 37 → 23.5 cm / US 6.5
• 38 → 24.0 cm / US 7
• 39 → 24.5 cm / US 7.5
• 40 → 25.0 cm / US 8