Garden Funeral Riot Flats

🌈 Make Streets Colorful Again

Soft sole. Hard send-off.

The Garden Funeral Riot Flats are for mourning your people-pleasing phase. Chunky lug sole stomps through apologies. Scalloped vamp cuts a smile like you're about to say something mean. And that 3D flower? Not decoration. It's the wreath you left on your old self's grave.

Why they're banned from garden parties:

• Wreath-Trap Vamp — Layered petals explode off the toe like you're burying the hatchet. In someone's back
• Scallop Slash Smile — Wavy edge across the foot cuts sweeter than gossip. Shows just enough to be a problem
• Lug Sole Hearse — Thick, toothed sole for trampling grass, gravel, and ghosting plans
• Pebble Hide Texture — Grainy upper looks like it crawled out of the earth. Because it did
• Slip-In Casket Fit — No laces, no buckles, no commitment. Slide in, haunt everything

Not "brunch to market." These are cemetery to ceremony to causing a scene. For girls who water their plants with tears and enemies with chaos. Sidewalk cracks grow flowers now.

True to size. If they pinch, you're still clinging to your past. Kick it off.

Specifications

Upper Material: Genuine Cow Leather

Insole / Lining Material: PU

Outsole Material: Rubber (non-slip)

Closure: Slip-On

Toe Shape: Round Toe

Style: Ethnic / Retro

Season: Spring / Autumn

Waterproof: Yes

Fit: True to Size

Gender: Women

Available Colors: Black, Red, Navy Blue, Yellow (Mustard)

Size Guide (foot length)

• 35 → 22.5 cm / US 5.5
• 36 → 23.0 cm / US 6
• 37 → 23.5 cm / US 6.5
• 38 → 24.0 cm / US 7
• 39 → 24.5 cm / US 7.5
• 40 → 25.0 cm / US 8
• 41 → 25.5 cm / US 8.5
• 42 → 26.0 cm / US 9