{"product_id":"straitjacket-courtroom-flats","title":"Straitjacket Courtroom Flats","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🌈 Make Streets Colorful Again\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTie down the drama. Let the verdict walk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Straitjacket Courtroom Flats are for when your mouth is on trial but your shoes already won the case. Peep-toe muzzle keeps your big toe on a gag order. Ghillie lace cage wraps the foot like you're testifying against your past self. Low block heel hits like a judge's warning — quiet, but you heard it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy they're banned in 6 therapy offices:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePeep-Toe Gag Vamp\u003c\/strong\u003e — Open toe, closed case. Shows just enough to incriminate you in style crimes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLace Cage Straitjacket\u003c\/strong\u003e — Criss-cross laces bind the instep like you're too dangerous to walk freely. You are\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCourtroom Block Heel\u003c\/strong\u003e — Low, stacked, judgmental. Every step sounds like \"overruled\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSlip-Knot Ankle Noose\u003c\/strong\u003e — Laces climb the ankle then quit. Because escape was never an option\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMetallic Hide Sheen\u003c\/strong\u003e — Slick surface like evidence that's been wiped clean. Allegedly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot \"day to evening.\" These are intervention to acquittal to afterparty at the asylum. For girls who plead insanity and get compliments instead. The courtroom floor is your runway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTrue to size. If the laces feel tight, your secrets are too loose. Tie harder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClosure\u003c\/span\u003e: Ankle band \/ lace-up vamp\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeature\u003c\/span\u003e: Breathable, open sides\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit\u003c\/span\u003e: True to Size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGender\u003c\/span\u003e: Women\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeel Height\u003c\/span\u003e: Low (~1–3 cm block heel)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInsole \/ Outsole Material\u003c\/span\u003e: Rubber\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eItem Type\u003c\/span\u003e: Peep Toe Sandals \/ Ghillie Flats\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOccasion\u003c\/span\u003e: Casual \/ Wedding \/ Party\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eToe Shape\u003c\/span\u003e: Peep toe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUpper Material\u003c\/span\u003e: Metallic PU\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Color\u003c\/span\u003e: Silver\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSize Guide (foot length)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e34 → 22.0 cm \/ US 5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e35 → 22.5 cm \/ US 5.5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e36 → 23.0 cm \/ US 6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e37 → 23.5 cm \/ US 6.5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e38 → 24.0 cm \/ US 7\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e39 → 24.5 cm \/ US 7.5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e40 → 25.0 cm \/ US 8\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e41 → 25.5 cm \/ US 9\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e42 → 26.0 cm \/ US 9.5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e43 → 26.5 cm \/ US 10\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"AliExpress","offers":[{"title":"Silver \/ 34","offer_id":53831740817741,"sku":"1005008584255210-Silver-34","price":102.0,"currency_code":"PLN","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ 35","offer_id":53831740850509,"sku":"1005008584255210-Silver-35","price":102.0,"currency_code":"PLN","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ 36","offer_id":53831740883277,"sku":"1005008584255210-Silver-36","price":102.0,"currency_code":"PLN","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ 37","offer_id":53831740916045,"sku":"1005008584255210-Silver-37","price":102.0,"currency_code":"PLN","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ 42","offer_id":53831740948813,"sku":"1005008584255210-Silver-42","price":113.0,"currency_code":"PLN","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ 43","offer_id":53831740981581,"sku":"1005008584255210-Silver-43","price":113.0,"currency_code":"PLN","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ 38","offer_id":53831741014349,"sku":"1005008584255210-Silver-38","price":102.0,"currency_code":"PLN","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ 39","offer_id":53831741047117,"sku":"1005008584255210-Silver-39","price":102.0,"currency_code":"PLN","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ 40","offer_id":53831741079885,"sku":"1005008584255210-Silver-40","price":113.0,"currency_code":"PLN","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ 41","offer_id":53831741112653,"sku":"1005008584255210-Silver-41","price":113.0,"currency_code":"PLN","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0968\/0810\/8365\/files\/S2d59135dfc7645419806dcb64072eb86j.webp?v=1784581710","url":"https:\/\/emarkt.store\/products\/straitjacket-courtroom-flats","provider":"EMarkt","version":"1.0","type":"link"}